Thursday, June 7, 2007

Aha!

Alert reader Jim has pointed out that I say below exactly what I do not mean. It's a clever rhetorical trick of mine, but rather subtle. So, by "everyone" I do, in fact, mean "no one." Barack Obama has a one-liner about that: "No one wants abortion." It's amazing how he can be so slick and simultaneously fuzzily unclear. Study him now, folks. This is your next president speaking, for better or for worse.

Alert woman Liz also pointed out that adoption does no good to solve the 9 months' problem of carrying a kid in your belly. Maybe we should advocate free emigration into test tubes?

Drowsy writer Steve points out that he has a problem with ear wax and will take as much advice as possible about cleaning out his left ear.

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